When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Dogs...ooh and then one about tortoisesI used to be a paperboy for my sins...I once went to a door to chuck the shitty newspaper through the postbox and the owner of the house opened the door...their dog jumps out and proptly bites my knee...I promptly kick the cunt in the balls...the fucker runs away yelping...I walk away with a sore knee but a sense of triumph...
and the tortoise one...
I went to some crocodile reserve in Mauritius a few years ago...we wander around and eventually get to see the giant tortoises...one spots me and walks towards me with a hungry look in it's eye...I move away assuming it just wants to get past...it turns and carries on moving towards me...I move away a bit more this time...it turns again to face me and carries on...
this carries on for about 10 minutes until my wife finally stops cooing over one that she's feeding...and we fuck off to look at the monkeys...I've never been chased so slowly in my life...
apologies for a shite answer, but the question isn't particualrly inspiring!!!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 14:52, Reply)
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