When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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SnakesWhen I was but a wee tike of merely 14, my mother came rushing into the living room where I am watching the telly and started screaming about a snake on the roof.
My Bedroom is on the roof.
Oh no.
Run upstairs, an my mum hands me a BLUNT MEAT CLEVER that's no more than 4 inches long.
The snake, a deadly poisonous Bamboo snake, is well over 3 feet long. Buggercakes.
So, I grab a handy cricket bat and beat it to death, whilst my mum locked herself in my bedroom.
It's suprising how long it takes for a headless snake to stop twitching.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 14:55, Reply)
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