When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
(
chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
« Go Back
Attacked by a dead hedgehogWhile playing football for the school.
During the warmup, I saw a hedgehog, curled up, lying near the penalty spot. So, rather foolishly, I went to pick it up. Yes, very silly. Those spines are effing sharp.
I recoiled in pain, and hoofed the beast up the arse. As it flew through the air, its four legs splayed out, and it disappeared very aerodynamically into a hedge.
I looked down and there were hedgehog entrails over my Adidas Beckenbaur's
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 15:36, Reply)
« Go Back