Seagull of Doom
I used to work for a company called CTN on grays inn rd in london. The office was on the 5th floor and the smoking area was on the roof terrace. One summer's evening while working late I nipped out for a smoke as per usual. I was thinking what a lovely view I had of the city from up there when I noticed a seagull which seemed to be circling round the building. I dont know why but something struck me as a bit strange about its movements. Anyway I just stood there carrying on with my cigarette and watching it. Suddenly it started to fly towards me at increasing speed and made straight for my head, it swooped about 6 inches from my head and then started circling again. Then came in for another attack. Sounds pretty silly but I ran away like a girl. Seagulls are suprisigly big and scarey when they want to be. I'm not sure why the seagull took a dislike to me, maybe it had a nest up there or something, but I am more inclined to believe that london wildlife are collectively chav scummers.
(dedlymonkey, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 15:40, Reply)