When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Covered in bees!My dad used to keep bees. One day, while transporting a hive in the back of his van, the top of the hive dislodged as we went over a rut in the field. 1 minute later we're running like fuck as 10,000 really pissed off bees make a bid for freedom. Sadly, Izzard had not yet been invented so I was denied the opportunity to use the line "Help! I'm covered in beeeeeees!"
I also have a fear of cows. It comes from my younger days when I was forced to go on walking weekends with my parents. Being of short stature it's actually quite frightening at that age to be stood in a field surrounded by shifty-lookin cows. They're sinister fuckers I tells thee!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 16:10, Reply)
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