When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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on holiday oncein Lanzarote, we went to a place called Guinate Tropical Park (a zoo).
Wandered over to the chimp enclosure and was greeted by a large sign- "WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT STARE INTO THE CHIMPS EYES."
Now why have a sign stating something like that without explaining why. They're apes ffs, i'm not gonna turn into stone or anything am I ??
So i walk up to the enclosure and stare straight into a chimps eyes.
Next minute the chimp goes fucking wild, does 3 somersaults on the spot, screams like a banshee, picks up a large rock and hurls it through the mesh hitting me straight on the forehead.
My girlfriend had great pleasure in informing everyone we met that the large bruise on my head was due to me getting nutted by a chimp.
No point in apologising for length, as it fell off due to shock.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 16:34, Reply)
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