When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Of cats and cowsPicture the scene. 90 year old Aunt Eleanor sitting by the fire on Christmas Day, lightly dozing, Cassie the cat kipping on her lap. Cassie sits up, stretches, notices Aunt Eleanor and bites her square on the nose. Drew blood and all. Poor Aunty Eleanor... Ho hum.
Then Duke of Edinburgh - what a laugh that was! First field we get to, the cows start following us. They get very close. We run. They run. Big bastard of a bull in lead with HUGE horns and guess who was the last in the queue to get over the style ... of couse! Moi! Nearly got skewered! We all collapsed in the next field pissing ourselves laughing, which was when the stinging nettles had a go as well. Needless to say I quit after bronze!
Ginger Hobbit
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 16:49, Reply)
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