ooof!
i was 8, scared shitless of my mates doberman. I go round his house, his mum assures me it won't harm me. I enter the house, straight away it comes charging over, i shit myself, it then bows its head down and with an upward thrust from between my legs headbutts me in the balls. I drop like a sack of shit, unable to talk, laying around crying in pain whilst he family cry through sheer laughter. The dog meanwhile is still trying to get access to my balls with his snout. I never went round again. But it did get lose a few weeks later and chased me up a tree, where i waited 3 hrs for the owners to get back to save me. fucking bastard dog. I still get a weird sensation in my balls and stomach when thinking about this.
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 2 Jun 2005, 19:19, Reply)