Dogs.
I've not actually been attacked by them, but they don't like me. I can't count how many times I've gone past a house with a dog minding its own business and nearly jump out of my skin when the stupid bloody thing rends the air asunder with "RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!" and tries to kick down the gate....

It probably doesn't help that I have a (9 year old) cat at home, who goes crazy every now and then; the first sign of this is when he mews piteously and gives my arm a damn good kicking and scratching when I reach down to stroke him. (Go on, kill it! Nice one puss, you showed the bugger!!) The second sign is when he starts miaowing and charging about the house with his ears flattened against his head and a crazed expression on his face. He likes attacking my shins as well, and has been known to practice his high-jumps by going for my nads. I still love him though. ;-)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 19:21, Reply)