When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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lots and lots..After years of hunting and shooting i have been attacked by dogs, geese, rabbits, geese, ducks and foxes to name but a few.
However, the funniest by far (not for me) has to be when i got stung on the bell end by a wasp.
Was about 5 or 6 years old, and was having a bath. I got out, got dried and pulled on my duds. Next thing i know there is an incredibly sharp pain in my pants, so i pulled them down again and a wasp flew out. Apparantley, the sight of me running into the garden with my pants round my ankles holding my bruised and rapidly swelling nob shouting my mum, had my parents and the neighbours who they happened to be talking too entertained for years to come...
No apologies for length, at that age there wasnt any.
Also - a note to any bikers who consider riding without a jacket in the summer. Riding in just a t-shirt at about 35-40 mph, a fair sized bee hit me in the chest. Hurt like hell and i had a football sized bruise afterwards!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 20:19, Reply)
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