fucking rats *shudder*
my cat was meowing like crazy, so i went to feed him, when he wandered into a spare bedroom instead which was strange. i looked in the room and spotted a massive mouse, huge infact, squeeking and panting like a muthafucka.

i fuckin hate it when the cat drops a mouse in the house, usually they're dead. i tried to get the cat to kill this big fucking mouse, but it shit itself and ran off. pussy. i wasn't happy.

So i tried to get this mouse out with a big pole from my weights, but it kept charging at me and jumping wildly, scaring the shit outa me. So i rang a friend cos i was being a pussy, and from my description he told me it was a rat not a mouse. shit.

So this thing keeps trying to attack me, it was a pure psycho. i needed to go to work (i was already late)and i was stuck with this beast. it wasn't scared of anything, it was snarling like a dog now and becoming more and more confident. it was jumped a couple of feet off the ground, and it was loud as fuck, its heavy, andrenelin pumped heavy breathing made it worse.

Eventually the thing chases me onto the stairs, where it jumps, and as it does, in spectacular fashion i swivel, and on the half volley nail the bastard down the stairs onto its head.

now its like rocky IV shit, its all over the place. i kick it outside the door. then you would think its logical to give it one last boot, but no. for some reason, i will never know why, i get the super soaker i bought pissed up the night before, fill it with bleach and soak the bastard in the middle of the street (?????). so this things dying, covered in bleach. then i kill it with a kick which went 30yds or more, maybe 7ft high. I was so relieved. don't ever come across a rat trust me, they are fucking scary animals, i still can't sleep with the door open.

i was 20 minutes late for work, and i sent this story to my manager to which she didn't believe, until i showed her the pics on my phone. fuckin bitch has stuck it in my personal file, she thinks i'm nuts.
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 2 Jun 2005, 21:18, Reply)