Little Joey vs. Papa-san
My ambulance was sent to a local wildlife park to an "unknown problem - possible animal bite".
The only dangerous animals there are snakes, crocodiles and maybe the dingos so I'm expecting a pretty severe type of injury.

I'm directed to the kangaroo compound and it is confirmed I will find a Japanese tourist who has been bitten by a kangaroo. (wtf? - these are really placid roos that get hand fed daily by coach loads of tourists...)
A large group of Japanese tourists are gathered around a middle aged guy. He is holding his hands in his groin and near crying. I take his hands to see how badly damaged they are - I mean how much damage can possibly done by a kangaroo bite? I couldn't locate even a scratch on him - he looks at me rather confused and points to his groin. It wasn’t his hands – it was his balls.
He had been feeding the kangaroos with the food pellets that the parks sell and a baby joey in mum’s pouch had snapped out and nipped him on a testicle through his shorts.

I really would have enjoyed the case more had it been a crocodile bite.
Never mind.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 3:09, Reply)