When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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When a teenagerthe family went to Bristol Zoo, where my brother was pulling faces at the gorilla. The gorilla finally flipped, which is understandable with the fat cunt, ran over and punched the safety glass where my brother was stood. The glass is fucking strong, as it was the hardest punch i have ever witnessed, and the whole enclosure shook, with the glass rippling terribly for 10 seconds. The enclosure was shut for the rest of the day after that.
Just before this, a chimp shit on his hand and smeared it on the glass, again where my brother was stood, and then licked it off*
Perhaps they had heard on the ape grapevine, that it was the same child that had annoyed Guy the Gorilla at London Zoo a few years previously, which helped him snuff it the next day.
*chimp, not brother
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Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 12:17,
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