When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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When we attacked animalsDrunker than we should have been, my friends and I thought of a great prank (okay, it was from an old Mad Magazine). I had found one of those charts that show where the different cuts of beef come from on a cow (loin, ribs, etc). Wouldn't a farmer just crap himself to see that chart spraypainted on his cows? Har har!
You know, cows may be pretty dumb, but they are not stupid. They are also WAY bigger up close than they are from the road! We also found that three drunk guys cannot sneak up on a herd of cows, especially when one of them has a can of spraypaint going "clickety clickety clickety."
Thus, the world's greatest prank went unpulled.
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:42,
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