When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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a Donkey, a seagul and a bee.When I were a wee lad (7 years old) on holiday in Scotland, my mum and dad took me to some 'lovely scenic' bollocks place. (Of course it was Scotland so it was raining and all you could see was grey but I digress)
Anyway I am feeding lumps of grass to a donkey when it decides that my waterproof jacket would make a better meal. Next thing I know is this donkey kind of sucking and biting me just above my right hip. I start squeeling and mum repels my attacker with a swift sabre like stab of Umberella. Ta.
Jacket was left covered in smelly donkey goo.
jump to 18 years old.
I was an Apprentice engineer in a ship yard. Typical day at work so my journeyman and I are looking for suitable sunbathing / resting areas away from managerial observation.
We end up on the roof of an enormous shed containing submarine sections. We see a nest and decide to investigate - you guessed it, Parent seaguls go wild and attack us. People in the factory below could see us crawing along the guttering as we escaped. How we laughed.
And a bee stung me. Bastard.
First post. Feel the length and width baby.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:51, Reply)
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