When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Dive BombedA 'mate' of mine while I was a miniature ex-pat in Suth Africa punched the head off a dive bombing bird whose territory we'd strayed into.
This particular bird laid it's eggs on the ground for some reason that logic cannot explain and we just happened (everyday) to walk through a waste patch of ground to get to our local games arcade. This particular day, sqwaking like birds do, it began to circle and dive bomb us - HARYOOOKIN - headless bird, blood splattered us.
And another thing - same fella
sticks a straw up a bullfrogs arse, blows it up through the straw, drops a brick on it.
shoots a pigeon out of a tree with a catapult and then pulls it apart with his bare hands
Im not apologising for length, he didn't as he drove his into my baby sister
(all true apart from the rape)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:08, Reply)
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