When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Big-spitting-monkey-thingI have only a vague memory of this since it happened some twenty odd years ago when I was much younger, however, parents took a family holiday in Kent and took me and my sister to visit the Howletts animal park. Having (presumably) a nice happy family day when we came to the orangutangs (sp??), anyway, big orangey coloured monkey things. 5 year old me stands looking at monkey thing, monkey thing looks back at me. Then monkey thing stands up and unleashes a fountain of monkey-spit all over me. (there were buckets of it, monkeys have big mouths). Suffice to ay I was drowned and will only go back if I am able to find the fucker and sell him to a Chinese monkey brain restaurant. Twat!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 16:03, Reply)
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