When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Our insane gender bending bionic hamsterDoris "take no prisoners" Arse (why shouldn't animals have surnames too?)spent his/her time in captivity lifting weights, crawling upside down on the ceiling of the cage and plotting the break out.
The day it happened,Doris pulled a Houdini out of the cage which was on a shelf about 5 feet off the ground. Undeterred, Doris made the jump and landed on the kitchen floor where he/she was assaulted first by our hermaphrodite cat, then our jack russell but was saved miraculously by my brother.
He handed Doris to me to hold while he fixed the cage and Doris took this opportunity to bite through the side of my finger until her teeth met in the middle. Imagine the scene- me squealing in pain holding an albino hamster wo was covered in my blood and panting in homicidal excitement. I still have the scar but Doris died in her jail cell a year later at a ripe old age having made over a dozen escape attempts and drawn blood from 3 other people. A legend.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 16:50, Reply)
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