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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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evil kitty
Sitting at a mate's house, just before new year's, having a happy night full of Stella and pills and general randomness.

Said mates owned a kitten, which took an instant dislike to me. I'm sat on a chair in the kitchen, smoking with one hand, other hand hanging down by my side, and ranting on to my mates about something.

Kitten wandered over. I ignored it. Continued ranting. Mates later pointed out that the kitten had been clawing my hand to pieces for the past 40 minutes and that I was now bleeding quite heavily.

THIS IS WHY I DO NOT LIKE CATS.

They have it in for me, I swear to god they do.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 19:19, Reply)

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