Geese
I have been attacked by geese a few times... I used to go run a few kilometers every day in this park where they had some animals (racoons and dears and stuff in cages) but they also had regular ducks and geese running around. Now this one canadian goose had little geese (geeselings?) and she was quite protective, one time she just came after me and I started running with the goose behind me. another time I was doubting which way to go, I could either pass by her or take another route. I doubted too long and she decided to come after me instead... so I was running again. And then this other time there was a couple on a bench along the road kissing and stuff, they must have been very surprised when they first saw me running past them in one direction and then a few seconds later seeing me sprint pas them in the other direction with a goose flying to my head...

I've been plotting revenge... though my plans have never left the scheming-stage.
(NoToRiouS, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 19:31, Reply)