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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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When I was a fat 16-year old, wasps built a hive in the corner of our "summer kitchen," basically a ratty, unheated addition to the house that was screened in.

My friend and I, hearing all of the unseen activity behind the crack in the boards decided that the only logical thing to do was blast the hell out of the general area with our pellet guns (one was air-powered single shot rifle, the other CO2-powered six shooter). The object, of course, was to roust them out.

Our efforts were highly successful. The wasps exited en masse, spotted me (my buddy had retired to a safe distance), and congregated on my porcine person, punishing me for my misdeeds. I actually got on my bicycle and rode like hell, trying to get away from the pain. It didn't work.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 19:46, Reply)

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