When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Piss BreakMy mom, brother and I were driving up north to see my grand parents. My brother really had to take a piss. So my mom stopped in the middle of buttfuck nowhere (aka Northern Ontario). He got out and did what had to be done, with in seconds he was attacked my billions of hungry mosquitoes that have never smelt human flesh. All of his exposed skin intantly turned black with the bastards. He danced about, while still pissing of course. Evetually, he couldn't take it, jumped in the car (while piss was all over his shorts and legs). My mom and i had a good laugh. BTW: While I wrote this a shitty band just did some Coldplay cover down the street...Goddamn Highschool Hippies
(, Sat 4 Jun 2005, 3:51, Reply)
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