When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Piss Break IIDriving home one sunny summer's day, I felt the call of nature. The road I was on has plenty of thick bushes for cover, so I decided to relieve myself there. I walked a couple metres into the scrub, bushing spider-web out of the way, opened up and let nature take its course.
A few minutes down the road, an incrediblty sharp stinging, burning sensation tore through my old fella; the shock causing me to brake hard and skid off the road, narrowly avoiding all sorts of vehicles. Panic mad, I tryed to open my jeans to remove the fucking spider and inspect the damage, but my jeans proved too difficult to navigate sitting down. In desparation, I jumped out of the car, pulled my jeans and undies to capture the son of a bitch. It was then that I spotted the group of well-meaning people who pulled over when I skidded off the road...
Long story short, the spider turned out to be non-lethal, I am yet to receive any court summons for indescent exposure and the spider suffered a slow and lingering death.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2005, 4:10, Reply)
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