When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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DogsMy girlfriends dog, a big alsatian, was once sitting outside on the lawn outside her house. Her dad was up a ladder, fixing the roof. Cue him falling off the ladder, slicing a chunk the size of a tennis ball off his arse as he falls. Cue the dog runing over and eating the chunk of flesh in its entirety. He had an implant to replace the chunk missing. And the dog didn't get punished once, because he hadn't had any breakfast that day. Weird fucking family, honestly.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2005, 18:57, Reply)
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