When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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SquirrelsOne of the endearingly fluffy vermin that stalk any area with trees, they remind me of babies the way they stare at you with cold dead eyes yet containing just a hint of mania.
I had finished work and was waiting for my friend to come home so I could go round his and play pool, so I got a sandwich to eat and everywhere I went this furry little fucker went also, causing such paranoia that I was unable to finish my sandwich in peace for fear that he would be one of those flying squirrels and have at me with his malevolent cuteness.
I ended up walking a mile to avoid him.
And the sandwich tasted like poo.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2005, 21:42, Reply)
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