
I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
( , Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Leaving Reading Festival 2000, as we were waiting for someone to bring the car around we were being pestered by increasingly vicious looking swans for food. Having no food on me, except some laxitive chocolate I'd found on a scavaging hunt and thought "Ooh, that'll come in handy somehow", I figured it would both solve the problem and teach them a lesson, so I distributed it... Glad I wasn't around to see the results! Sorry Reading residents.
( , Sun 5 Jun 2005, 1:33, Reply)
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