When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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kittys are so cuteSorry to start with the usual "It wasn't me, but...". But this was an actual accident to a friend and his girlfriend. They were enjoying a bit of missionary pleasure, when his newly acquired kitten noticed his swinging bollocks and decided to play with them. Cue blood curdling scream and a thrust that could only have been greater if he had a rocket up his arse. Total stitch count? Two on his ball sack and four on her head from when super thrust smashed her into the head board. Not an urban legend. Honest. Right next door.
Also-ran story. A few miles down the road, a goofball and his friends were having fun with chickens (not that way, though it might have been better) by pouring lighter fluid on them, igniting them and blazing away at the organic skeet. One kamikaze chicken escaped the firing
(oops) squad by fleeing into the barn. The police, SPCA, fire department, and father were
all not amused.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 9:14, Reply)
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