mooooooo
there's a lot of replies on here about cows i've noticed, which may seem quite silly to someone who has never encountered a cow at close range before. Having lived on a farm all my life which (thankfully, no more) had a lot of cows, I am fully aware of how terrifying the big smelly bastards can be. Having only a thin, one strand electric fence between 20, two-tonne-each insane lumps of beef and your back garden it becomes an eventuality that sooner or later they are all going to have some kind of spaz attack and come charging through it. The worst bit is that you don't know about it until you hear a banging on the door, open it and see a cow staring at you, having just tried to smash its way through the door, after trying to sit on your car's bonnet and eating the flowers. Then, you have to try and get them back into the field, without them stamping on your foot or trampling you, if you are unlucky enough to fall over. Conclusion: cows are evil and should be eaten and made into coats for their sins...
(Ryuken-Kai, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 18:06, Reply)