When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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RatsI love rats. They are friendly, intelligent and cute. However, they are also mangy little pieces of shit when they live in the sewers, as proven by one of the bastards climbing up the toilet of my mother's production office in Soho. On take your daughter to work day. While I was sitting on the cunting toilet. Cue jumping up, screaming, and flushing - which doesnt work on rats - unlike turds, they can hold on. Eventually i chucked a towel over the evil scabies infested creature and chucked it out the window - much to the shock of several innocent Japanese tourists. Despite this traumatic experience, I still keep pet rats.
P.S. Most toilets in Soho now have a kind of shredder thing that also acts as a gate to prevent unexpected rat attack. Even so, I'm never quite comfortable when visiting my mother at work....
(, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 18:30, Reply)
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