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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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We were on a 24 hour exercise, and I was on sentry duty over night. Now being a little 14 year old schoolboy, rather than a proper soldier, I fell asleep at about 4 am. I was woken by a loud "baa" noise in front of me, and reflexively fired my rifle, which I had left loaded and with the safety off.

Fortunately, being cadets this only had blanks in (and probably wasn't pointed at this enemy anyway), so it just resulted in a sheep running off at break-neck speed, and me being taken back to camp after being bollocked for a negligent discharge. Still, I got to have a bit of a nap, so it wasn't all bad!
(, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 19:28, Reply)

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