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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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This story is amusing but contains raccons, americans and cunts in an elevator (i was one of the cunts)

My whole family went on a skiing holiday in Heavenly, Lake Tahoe (Nevada), and stayed in a condo(m) with several floors all joined by those plank-style stairs and an elevator just opposite them.
One day on returning from a shopping trip my sister carried some food and stuff up to the condo first, and my mum, dad and I came up the elevator just after. As we reached out floor my sister ran to the elevator screaming 'get back in' in a panicky girly voice.., only for my mother to exit the lift in a rage of maternal instinct ran out - only to be pulled up the stairs by my sister, followed by a pair of raccoons.
My father and I (the two cunts in the lift) quickly used our verticle transporter to get to the next floor, only to realise we'd just missed them. Then we set off for 2 floors up, and on the opening of the doors we saw my sister and mum heading towards us, my sister shouting "run like the wind" with the most panick stricken face I've seen in my life.
Upon nearly getting into the lift, my dad realised that 2 racoons in a lift would be a bad idea, and quickly shut the doors. My last glipse of those raccoons before the doors last inch closed over, was of two smiling sexy animals with grins.

It was a funny incident, I think the raccoons thought they were having fun.

Anyways, the chase had started when my sister had petted a raccoon, but the some illegal south american maid woman had shouted at her to get away from them, - at which point the raccons had realised their attempt to lure my sister was failed, and started hissing and grinding their teeth. - The moral of the story, Raccoons kick ass.

I hope you had as much fun reading this as I did wanking while i wrote it.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 23:07, Reply)

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