When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Another seagull storyhad gone to morecambe to a punk festival one year.. something got messed up and me and my friend were left with nowhere to sleep for the night.. never mind, we thought, its a warm night, we had sleeping bags and found some crustypunks crashing in an alleyway, so we joined them.. about 6am i awoke with a seagull sat on my chest. I never realised those things were so big! and its huge pointy beak... looking hungrily at me! honestly I was so scared.. i couldnt move. i nervously kicked my friend who was sleeping next to me.. zoe: 'what, i was asleep' me: 'theres a fucking huge bird on my chest'. helpfully she replied 'lucky you' and proceeded to roll over and go back to sleep.. at which point the aformentioned 'huge bird' flew away, phew
no apologies.. ever
(, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 8:57, Reply)
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