When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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near misswas walking along in alton towers once a few years ago, and i saw this jackdaw (smaller version of a crow) flying in the opposite direction to me, about to go overhead. Something about the straight-as-a-bullet course it was keeping and the bizarre sense of purpose made a small voice speak up in my head - "that's going to shit on you." it proclaimed. Not wanting to ride oblivion covered in shite, I duly stopped walking, and lo, shite did land on the path just infront of my feet. I then stepped over it, feeling very smug indeed that i'd foiled yet another plot by the animal kingdom to ruin my day.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 11:32, Reply)
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