When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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MuggedI am fortunate enough to live in Sydney, and every summer we have an open-air cinema right by the waters' edge on the harbour.
Some friends and I were having a picnic in the grassy Domain park before the film - it was prior to twilight on a soft summers day.
I had just spread some lovely cheese onto a roll when I felt this massive gust of wind whoosh past my right ear.
Next thing I see is a sodding big bugger of a kookaburra about 5 feet away hoe-ing into my lovely cheese and bread. And what do kookaburras do?
Laugh.
Why you little...!!!
A couple of months later I was at home, sitting on my balcony when a - yep - kookaburra landed on the table, not 10 centimetres away.
And. Laughed. And. Laughed
I swear I could still see some remains of King Island blue brie on its beak...
Wonder what a roast kookaburra tastes like?
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Strangey is present at, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 11:03,
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