Devil Goat attack!
After a night out surrounding beers, the end of the walk home up a farm track was blocked by a medium sized goat. with horns. In my enlightened state(read: pissed), I knew that this was one of these moments that people have that makes them famous - in films and dodgy tabloids- The Devil Had come To Claim Me!!

It followed me home, whilst I desperately tried to think of something biblical to fend Him off.. to no avail. I tried then to push him away by the horns - but I hadn't reckoned with how strong those little sods are, and nearly got both my arms broken.
I ended up making a run for the front door, only to get butted in the bum whilst fumbling for the keys. OW!!!!
I thought that no one would believe my run in with Old Nick, bu the goat was still there in the morning, and attacked my dad when he went out for the milk. I didn't mention the diabolic connection though..

If you ever get reaaaly close to a goat, check out the eyes- you can see where people get the Devil bit from.

Apologies for butting in.. as the goat said.
( hplasm, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 16:11, Reply)