When animals attack...
I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
( , Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
( , Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Evil Waspish smiles
Wasps are evil. This is obvious to me as i have been stung upwards of 3 times.
The thing landed on my coke can -me obvlious- took a sip only to discover a WASP STING OF DEATH. Once the thing had suitably stung my 9 year old upper pallette, gums and tonsils it died and i swallowed it.
This, of course, took less than a quarter second and i was helpless to stop it.
Wasps: 1 Schumann: 0.
(consequently i now run like a 19 year old girl when approached by one of the bastages.)
( , Tue 7 Jun 2005, 19:19, Reply)
Wasps are evil. This is obvious to me as i have been stung upwards of 3 times.
The thing landed on my coke can -me obvlious- took a sip only to discover a WASP STING OF DEATH. Once the thing had suitably stung my 9 year old upper pallette, gums and tonsils it died and i swallowed it.
This, of course, took less than a quarter second and i was helpless to stop it.
Wasps: 1 Schumann: 0.
(consequently i now run like a 19 year old girl when approached by one of the bastages.)
( , Tue 7 Jun 2005, 19:19, Reply)
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