When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Guard dogs are crap...I was 14 years old, it was mid-winter, I was delivering on my paper route. Come across house that was know to have the biggest damn german shepard guard (read attack) dog ever. Happens this day the dog was left out unattended. Cue me delivering their paper and coming face to face with said dog, dog growls & charges. Without thinking, I wrapped canvas paper bag around arm, dog jumps, locks onto arm. Hurt like fuck. Being it was winter, I had on these steel toed, rubber boots so I kicked the fucker, hard, in the chest. Loud cracking noise (i'm thinking his ribs), dog yelps, releases and then I kicked the fucker in the head. Maybe over-kill but he was trying to do me in. He never bothered me again.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:11, Reply)
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