When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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I only get attacked by moths....Everywhere I go there they are. The little fucking, flappy dusty little feckers. I remember once being at an ice breaker for a univeristy club called RAG at Queens in belfast and this dirty great cockbadger of a moth came flying in the window. I swear this thing had the iron cross mark of the WWII german air force on it. It came flying in and attacked everything, and when all the silly bints stopeed shouting "Don't kill it, it's a buttfly!" the group leader looked at me and just said "Go for it".
If I had been playing baseball it would have been a home run, it just exploded into dust when my hard back copy of Viz 'The sheriff's rusty badge' hit it.
Crap story, but i just hate moths.
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Bamboo Steamer, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:13,
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