When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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At a friends house quite some time ago....and everytime i went to this particular friends house, we would play with her pet beaver, i mean, er, guinea pig...
Anyway, one fateful day...we took out said guinea pig and played with it as per normal.
For some reason we decided to give the damn rodent a bath, cue not knowing how to do so and me being faced with said animals tiny cock. In complete cliche fashion the cunting thing pissed all over me and then lept onto my face and bit me on the nose.
Stupid smelly irritating little rodents...CURSE THEM ALL
(, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 23:38, Reply)
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