When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Farmer:you had it easy; at aged two, I was made (by my parents??!!) to stand in Trafalgar Square with bird food in my hair and hold bags of bird food in my outstreched hands.
Whilst for some reason wearing Paddington Bear-esque style boots, anorak and hat.
After only about 10 seconds i was covered in pigeons and pigeon shit.
My parents thought it was hilarious.
I on the other hand failed to see the funny side.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:47, Reply)
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