I dunno if this is too general or cynical but let's try it anyway
This is pretty much how every adult relationship I've ever had has gone:

1) Emvee meets girl. They get along.
2) They start seeing each other. Emvee tells girl some of the things he likes. Girl wholeheartedly agrees that she likes the same things too. She suggests that Emvee and her spend a lot of time doing those things.
3) Time passes and emvee notices that they never spend any time doing the things he likes. He mentions this. A huge row ensues.
4) It turns out that the girl never intended doing anything emvee wanted to do, she was just telling him what she thought he wanted to hear. By now emvee and girl are in a "proper relationship", which means that he's pretty much living a life that a Victorian prude would probably find dull.
5) Once more, emvee dies a little inside as he realises that the whole relationship from his point of view was based on a tissue of lies. By now a break-up is inevitable, which is obviously his fault as he "just doesn't understand" or some such shit.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:26, 7 replies)

I should hasten to add, none of this applies to the current missus.
Mostly because by now I am so distrusting I just don't believe anything she says anyway.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:28, closed)

Look, for the last time
no matter what they say at the start, they really don't like it when you wear those giant nappies.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:32, closed)

then they should either say that up front
or find themselves someone without a giant nappy fetish
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:49, closed)

so in conclusion
emvee is a massive perv?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:34, closed)

in conclusion
emvee is an average-to-middling perv, though it's far from just about the sex - it's more about the fact that lying through your teeth seems to be part of the dating model in the UK, at least initially
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:48, closed)

I'll take you out on a date emvee, we'll do everything that you've ever wanted to do and more!
Soz but only cuddles on a first date though, I'm not a slag.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:56, closed)

I don't believe a word of this

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:05, closed)