^THIS^
Women I have known complain that sitting on the bog with the seat up gives them a nasty shock and a cold arse. Quite why they don't notice the seat is up until they sit down I don't know - perhaps they should get into the habit of looking.

Alternatively, women could find a way of walking into the bathroom face-first rather than arse first, so they have the chance to adjust the seat to their preferred position.

For those of their number who find the thought of touching a toilet seat disgusting, there's bogroll. And the knowledge that men tend to lift the toilet seat in order not to get piss on it.

I always found the best rule of thumb is to leave the seat the way you found it - if it's up, leave it up; if down, leave it down.

Because, given the choice, I'd say she'd find it more disgusting to have a momentarily cold arse than a piss-soaked bathroom rug and wet shins.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:48, 1 reply)

No excuse for not seeing it's up
They usually go in fucking twos, you'd think one of them would spot it.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:14, closed)

Is it just me?
I leave the seat down and piss through it.
(Stiltzkin, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:30, closed)