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As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
( , Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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Dilution, massive dilution.
Buy one bottle and split it between about ten opaque empties. Top up with water. Instant savings!
Be sure to replce with a normal one when you have guests over. You don't want them thinking you're a tight-arse-weirdo.
( , Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:50, 2 replies)
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She'd know it was diluted, and therefore squirt as much is necessary in order to make up the difference :)
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