A more specific one about the ex
So my mates from university were planning a bit of a lads' holiday to Riga. Foolishly, I asked the then-gf if I could go. I don't know if it was because it was her time of the month or if she was just feeling especially bitch-mental that day, but she started fucking crying and throwing accusations at me like "You just want to go and fuck strippers, don't you?" After an hour or two of this I gave in and told her that I'd respect her wishes, I wouldn't go to Riga, and called the boys to let them know that I'd have to give it a miss.

Less than a month later, she breezily announces to me: "I'm off to Riga in August for a couple of weeks with the girls."

I don't know what made me angrier, the fact that I gave in to her pathetic emotional blackmail or the fact that she refused to even acknowledge the double standard.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:12, 4 replies)

To be fair
she DID want to go and fuck strippers
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:39, closed)

yup thats true
i have a video of her and the blonde with the massive tits and coke snorters nose to prove it
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:24, closed)

your first mistake was 'asking if you could go'
jesus fucking wept, will you lot man the fuck up.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:12, closed)

Exactly
Forgiveness is far easier to obtain than permission..
(anvil, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:25, closed)