Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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Septics and the Hershey HighwayAmong my conquests are four Septics. They've all been game birds, and three of them displayed quite an unsavoury interest in my tradesman's entrance. But I forgave them, as they performed some of the most exquisite fellatio it has been my pleasure to receive. For some reason I have yet to fathom, but for which I am profoundly grateful, Septic gals always seem to treat the humble blow job as an art form.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 0:47,
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