Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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Right.1. He was gay.
2. You were his beard.
3. You are an idiot.
4. £400 of debt is actually fuck all, man up you stupid cunt.
5. You stayed with him for 6 years and never suspected he might be gay after all the behaviour you have mentioned, you are a double idiot.
6. I pity whichever (probably non-existant) b3ta user you are with now. It'll take the patience of a saint to put up with your idiocy.
7. You are an idiot.
8. I wonder how long it will be before you are outed as a sock-puppet-fake-girlfriend of someone off of offtopic?
9. You are an idiot.
10. Fuck off.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:09,
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:50,
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ROFLlol that you put the link in for urban dictionary.
it must be nice to have so much disposable income that £400 is 'fuck all'
yes, i was in idiot, i will bow to that one. however i was only 15 when i started going out with him.
also ROFL at #8.
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I have no income whatsoever, I'm in far more than £400 of debt, and I'm still managing to support myself and a child.Man. The. Fuck. Up.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:58,
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