Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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A nice cup of tea.I’m feeling a bit left out this week, due to my "don’t go out with psychos" rule and a not finding little things annoying, like the way The Lovely Mrs RoF stirs the tea…the ding ding ding ding ding of the teaspoon back and fourth…ding ding ding ding ding ding surely that’s enough stirring, surely…ding ding ding ding ding ding ding will it never end…ding ding ding ding ding ding ding … Ah! The pause before… wait for it…three taps on the rim of the cup…ding ding ding.
I wonder if she’s made me a cup
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding… that’s a yes then… ding ding ding
Neither of us take sugar.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:11,
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are you posh?Or is your post phonically inaccurate? Either you sup from bone china to make a ding or it's more of a 'clack' like normal porcelain.
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