Annoying Partners
As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
( , Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
( , Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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noisy sleeping
Last night, and a few times recently Mrs McBingobangobongo has let me drift into that amazing weird bit of dreamlike thoughts just before you drop off and then ruined it by coughing (she only ever coughs in her sleep, never during the day), turning violently over and stealing the duvet or talking/laughing/singing/muttering/whispering in her sleep. Over and over again. Every time I felt like I was just going under she messed it up...
I had about 4 hours sleep last night despite going to bed at 10pm and the alarm going off at 6.50am.
I hate it when I can't sleep, the sound of police sirens at the moment aren't really helping and the sound of the cats knocking stuff over could be easily remedied by sellotaping their legs together overnight but the last thing I want to get pissed off with is the woman I love, I find it genuinely funny and sweet when she talks and especially when she sings or laughs in her sleep but the last few times it has happened I could quite happily of shoved her out of the window.
Could be worse, how anyone marries someone who snores I have no clue.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:04, 1 reply)
Last night, and a few times recently Mrs McBingobangobongo has let me drift into that amazing weird bit of dreamlike thoughts just before you drop off and then ruined it by coughing (she only ever coughs in her sleep, never during the day), turning violently over and stealing the duvet or talking/laughing/singing/muttering/whispering in her sleep. Over and over again. Every time I felt like I was just going under she messed it up...
I had about 4 hours sleep last night despite going to bed at 10pm and the alarm going off at 6.50am.
I hate it when I can't sleep, the sound of police sirens at the moment aren't really helping and the sound of the cats knocking stuff over could be easily remedied by sellotaping their legs together overnight but the last thing I want to get pissed off with is the woman I love, I find it genuinely funny and sweet when she talks and especially when she sings or laughs in her sleep but the last few times it has happened I could quite happily of shoved her out of the window.
Could be worse, how anyone marries someone who snores I have no clue.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:04, 1 reply)
i feel your pain. It gets a million times worse when they are pregnant. Sounds like a motorbike in the distance.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:45, closed)
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