Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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Reading that is like eating a dozen pretentious Wham bars in one sitting.Only the Wham bars are made of dogshit. And the teeth which chew stubbornly through the hardy shaft of viscous gum? Also dogshit. Wait! Your face is made of dogshit too! Eurgh. Your face is made of dogshit. Dogshitface.
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I like this.(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:03, closed)
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