Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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I lost count of the number of times....I'd be instructed to get out of bed and close the cupboard door properly because if it was open the boogee man would get her in the night.She was in her late 20' s so I'd imagine most normal people would have grown out of this by then, but it appears I was wrong....very wrong indeed.And woe betide the brave soul who gets up in the middle of the night to go to the boys room and opens the cupboard door in the middle of the night....there will be severe repercussions in the morning.It's not worth the hassle, trust me..
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What possessed you to open the cupboard door on your way to the boy's room?Unless that was where it was...
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I should have been clearer...I opened the door so that when she awoke in the morning the door would be ajar. Thereby proving that there is no boogee man. I then went to the actual toilet...not in the cupboard.
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She thinks Luther Perkins lives in your cupboard?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:49,
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NEVER underestimate the wardrobe monster.that's what they want.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:51,
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